Touching Cloth

[Scanning]

I work in an open plan office. Just wondering if anyone else does this. I'm very perturbed by the state of the work toilets, not only do i think they are very unhygienic but I do wonder if the cleaners actually clean the toilets properly. I do not ever go when i need to do a, to put it politely..Number 2, I would normally hold out and wait till i get home in the evening. Was wondering if holding on pretty much all day (from noon till 6!)is bad for my health?.
Having often found that I am touching cloth when I'm rushing to get the key in the front door aching to get to the great white bowl of freedom.
Does anyone else do this?, what is more disturbing... recently there was talk of someone going into the toilet cubicle only to find lots of bits of dirty toilet paper stuck all over the walls!. OMG!
I can't believe anyone would do such a thing, more to the point WHY?

[dml54]

Most of your posts are during the time that you are at work. Does your boss know that you spend his/her time on the internet?

[Scanning]

yes dml54, my manager does know I spend time on the internet, in fact it is encouraged due to the nature of our business. The company policy is to give all employee's internet access and email. so I'm not sure what you are getting at here seeing as "most" posts on here could be potential "work" hours, how about you?

[unruliejulie]

I think an awful lot of people come on AB when they are at work! Im gonna go out on a limb here and say, scanning, i think this was a perfectly acceptable question! It is obviously something that concerns you and possibly a situation that affects quite a few people! Good for you for having the balls to post it!!!! Can i ask, are you struggling already???? lol Its 14.07

[Scanning]

Thanks unruliejulie, it was a justified question afterall! And the answer to your question is.. don't feel too bad at the minute, only just had lunch so just waiting for that to digest and maybe have some movement in an hour or so!... no struggling at the min thank god, its only 14.23 so quite glad im not cause i don't think i could hold till gone 6pm anyway!
Would lead to desperate measures!!!

[unruliejulie]

if you are serious or not, scanning, you have made me smile :-) good luck in getting home in time!!!!

[Starbar]

Do you actually touch cloth and if you do, do you get some nice designs ?

[kazminx]

you probably need to wear a nappy mate!!! lol

[kazminx]

pippa you are a scream!!!

[pedderwo]

Fairs fair everyone, don't take it all so seriously. Scanning has as much right as anyone to ask a question. And 'In a pickle' you must have lead a sheltered life. The normal phrase is 'Turtle's head is touching cloth'.

[Scanning]

I was going to mention a "turtle head" but didn't want to offend anyone that had led a sheltered life so thanks pedderwo LOL. I haven't actually touched cloth so no patterns as such, although I have never thought of it like that, hmm interesting, could sell them as art perhaps?
As for the nappy, I've heard it is a fetish that grown men like that sort of thing, aswell as being "powdered" and "burped", hmm spinchimp!.
So is holding it all in day actually bad health wise you think?
I'm getting awful headaches and could be cause of all the straining to hold it all in!