for me it has to be 'ai:artificial intelligence' which johnathon ross decribed nicely as 'not only boring, but boring for a very, very long time!'. the other one, ironically, has to be 'the time machine' with guy pearce.
Titanic and Pearl Harbour........I was cheering on the Japs in the latter, my god that was a truly awful movie but I think by some process of self healing that my brain has tried to erase all traces of it as I can't actually remember much, if anything, about the film....It's just a haze of pathetic acting.....as for Titanic....It Sinks...there, I just saved you hours of tedium.
Matrix 2 was a waste of an evening, and S.O.B. (starring Julie Andrews) was a waste of an afternoon for me personally and a waste of resources for the rest of the planet.
so so so so many! i've wasted so much of my life in a darkened room or cinema. most really bad ones made me laugh loads though, like A.I., sixth sense, what dreams may come, honest, freaky friday... i could go on but it would take me all day!
"From Dusk till Dawn"... George Clooney trying in vain to look like he was enjoying himself, Harvey Keitel kissing goodbye to thirty years' worth of credibility, and Quentin Tarantino, over-acting enough for all three of them, who clearly still hadn't realised by the last reel that he'd bought into the most wasted, useless, disastrously-bad God-awful schlock-horror since Friday the 13th part 62...
I'm a big fan of movies and quite honestly easily pleased, but I can think of 3 instances of film discomfort. 1. Les Patterson Saves The World 2. Dangerous Minds 3. The first 2 Austin Powers films (embarrassingly unfunny, it seemed that my fellow cinema audience was in accord).