m1 m25

[col craddock]

Two pieces of black asphalt meet in a bar
"Hi! Im the M1" says one "and I am tough I get 20000cars riding over me every day and nothing hurts me yeh Im tough allright"

"Nice to meet you Im M25 and you think your tough ha I get 50000 cars every day riding over me and I dont flinch. Im hard tough nothing scares me"

Just then the bar door opens and in comes a piece of red asphalt
M25 suddenly looks terrified and screams to M1
"Im scared Im getting out of here"
M1 says "I thought nothing scares you"

Pointing at red asphalt M25 says "well thats right but hes a cyclepath"

[Postdog]

Just out of interest, did they have one for the road?

[JonnyBoy12]

What have men and driveways got in common?

Once they have been laid, you can walk all over them!


I know it is a bit rude, and it is a girl's joke, but could not resist it!