dark secrets

[woofgang]

It sthe weekend and AB ed doesn't give a flying fig (didn't you love "Moonlighting,? what a triumph of art over reality) sooo anyone got any confessions to make? I'll start off. At the age of nine, I waa thrown out of the brownies for swearing while dancing.

[woofgang]

second confession, I can't type!!

[beale]

Mine is that until now woofgang I thought you were a bloke! Apologies if that's not the case.

[kags]

I loved Ewan McGregor's cover of Your Song. I fancy Alan Shearer. I once sold my shoes to a man in a pub near London Bridge and went home in my socks. Phew, that feels better.

[smudge]

Well, well, I always thought you were a male too woofgang!

[kags]

when I first started on here I thought woofgang was a boy and indiesinger was a girl, then ages ago we had a post about how old we all are and it came out that woofgang is female and indie male. Wierd how we all imagine each other....... oh, and another confession, I once rang a premium rate quiz from a general phone at work, and when the memo came round saying it had cost �30 I never confessed! (I hasten to add that this was about 15 years ago!)

[woofgang]

nah folks, last time I checked I was female, I just have a big gob and an uncompromising attitude. Woofgang is what my father in law calls our dog because he can't remember weimaraner!

[jenky]

At work, we have (had) a garden gnome that used to randomly make it's way around the building, in a mildly amusing Amelie kind of way. Yesterday I kicked it and it smashed. I put the bits in Beale's bin... sorry

[beale]

I once shot a dog with an air rifle. It was nearly ten years ago, I was but fifteen years old. I still feel bad about it. My friend (who dared me to do it I might add!! I know, it's no excuse) looked at me as if I was an orphan-killer and said "I can't believe you just did that." I can still hear the yelp.

[jenky]

Tell them about the hedgehog... or I will!

[beale]

Oh yes, and my mate once dropped a hedgehog down a drain. I'm confessing by proxy now.

[jenky]

your mate, eh? Tell the truth. You'll feel better.

[Jenny Tools]

Seeing as we are confessing here, I sometimes go into the male toilets at work without people knowing (just to use them you understand) god what a mess, but some of the things you can read on the walls - well!

[rja211077]

i shot JR

[rekstout]

Mrs rekstout and I recently bought a massive houseplant from a garden centre which was wrongly labelled and it scanned at 44p instead of �49.99. The dopey sales assistant did not notice (we bought other items as well) we did but chose not to correct it. I now do not feel I can ever go back.

Also, I once set fire to the scout hut storage shed when at prep school and got someone else suspended for it by not owning up and I stole a jar of sodium from the chem lab of the same school.

[M.Winner]

I have made a lot of money from crappy commercials and no, shes not my daughter, shes my girlfriend.

[MrsCheeks]

Afternoon all ... blimey glad I am not the only one who thought Woofgang was a fella rofl. Hmmmm now what shall I confess to today? Weeeellllllll I was in a NAAFI (military shop - very *****) in Germany and bought about 45DM's worth of stuff ... handed over a 50DM note, got change back for a 100 note!!! What a bargain rofl. Best bit was I moaned to my Hubby that I didnt get my saver stamps so he dared me to go and get them .. needless to say I didn't!

[MrsCheeks]

Oh, and I had to take my daughter to the med centre cos she had fallen off a swing one day and hit her face on the ground. I couldn't tell the medics what had happened cos I was laughing so much, tears streaming the lot. She had squashed her nose and it was honest to goodness FLAT as a pancake on her face ... funniest thing ever, and I still laugh about how it looked. God I should be ashamed of myself finding that funny!!!

[country_boy]

I slept with a hooker! (no charge though)

[country_boy]

The next time she nicked my tin opener though and only wanted cuddles!

[honkytonkman]

beale, are you and your friend now receiving psychiatric treatment? If not why not...?