Joke

[Sasha-2008]

Passenger taps taxi driver on the shoulder. The driver craps himself with shock, swerves neraly hitting a bus, & stops inches away from a shop window.

"Fcuk me your jumpy arn't ya "says the passenger.

"Sorry" says the driver "it's my first day" I've been driving a hearse for the past 20 years"

[iBrowse]

I got a text today....it read....

"this isnt just any old piece of paper........... its a hot......freshly pressed.........M&S p45...

lol

[Sasha-2008]

2 blondes driving by a wheat fiels when they see a fellow blonde in the middle of the field rowing a boat.

the driver turns to her friend and says "it's blondes like her that guve us all a bad name".

The other says "I know", and if I could swim I would swim out and drown her".