Christians and Muslims believe that God is a person (i.e. a self-conscious being), Flobadob. As an aside, OG, “person” has a strict theological meaning in orthodox Christian theology and refers to the separate aspects of the triune deity – see Sandy for details. If they didn’t think He was a person they wouldn’t talk to Him, would they? They also think that He has very human-like emotions (although they might put it the other way round – that we, made in His image, share something of the Divine). The emotions ascribed to God in both Bible and Koran (at least superficially viewed by unimaginative people like me) seem at least as arbitrary and self-contradictory as our own. He’s loving, but is prone also to anger and jealousy; He is merciful, but sinners will be punished forever. I’d love to hear a Christian or Muslim try to answer your question intelligently, but I think that will be a long time coming. I’ll have a go at asking them a question which is a lot easier: why do you kneel and prostrate yourselves in order to speak to your God? What is it you’re saying to Him which (a) He wants to hear, or (b) that He doesn’t know already. If God had my boredom threshold He’d get well p****d off.