3 good'uns...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that
were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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A Blonde calls British Airways and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll
take to fly from San London to New York City?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks
him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in
surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'