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Wishful Thinking...
Wishful Thinking
Three good friends died in a car accident and went to heaven. During their orientation interview, the angel asked them, "When your friends and family are looking down at you in your coffin at your funeral, what would you like to hear them say?"
"Well," said the first man, "I think I'd like to hear them say that he was a great doctor of the time, and a good husband."
"That's very good," said the angel. He turned to the second one and said, "And what would you like to hear your family and friends say as they look at you in your coffin?"
She thought for a minute, then said, "I'd like to hear them say that she was a good mother, and a good teacher to the children of tomorrow."
"That's a good answer too," said the angel. Turning to the third, he said, "And what would you like to hear your loved ones say as they're looking at you in your coffin?"
Without hesitation, he said, "I'd like to hear them say,
'Look, he's still breathing!'"
Three good friends died in a car accident and went to heaven. During their orientation interview, the angel asked them, "When your friends and family are looking down at you in your coffin at your funeral, what would you like to hear them say?"
"Well," said the first man, "I think I'd like to hear them say that he was a great doctor of the time, and a good husband."
"That's very good," said the angel. He turned to the second one and said, "And what would you like to hear your family and friends say as they look at you in your coffin?"
She thought for a minute, then said, "I'd like to hear them say that she was a good mother, and a good teacher to the children of tomorrow."
"That's a good answer too," said the angel. Turning to the third, he said, "And what would you like to hear your loved ones say as they're looking at you in your coffin?"
Without hesitation, he said, "I'd like to hear them say,
'Look, he's still breathing!'"
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Jem, that one had me coffin up my lunch ... brilliant
12:58 Sun 20th Jan 2013
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