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"f you were to choke there eating your own sandwich your brief will still try to blame the cafe"
My brief?? Please!! I don't go in for that sort of thing at all I'm afraid.
Anyway, just to conclude with an amusing story.
A few years ago I was with a couple of friends in the cafe of a large and very expensive hotel in our town. We'd ordered coffee and the waiter brought us nibbles as is apparently the way in such places. For reasons which are not relevant and too dull to explain, we happened to have with us a large (and it has to be said rather smelly) cheese purchased from a local farm. My friend, a regular in the cafe and a bit of a practical joker, decided to open the cheese and, to my alarm, suggested eating a bit. Reluctantly I agreed, but as soon as we'd started I noticed the waiter approaching our table. Fearing the worst and preparing to disown my mate (that's what friends are for!) I then heard the waiter asking us if we would like a knife.
We of course said yes.
Now that is class :-)