Get That Duck

[marval]

Two guys went duck hunting. One drank a bottle and a half of whisky while the other kept watch.

After two hours, a solitary duck flew up. The sober man took aim but missed.

"Quick," he said to his drunken friend, "try and hit that duck."

The drunk waved his shotgun in the vague direction of the sky, pulled the trigger and hit the duck.

"That's amazing," said the sober one.

"Not really," replied the drunk. "When there's a whole flock you can hardly miss!"

[tonyav]

What, no Pink elephants, marval.

[marval]

No, only ducks Tony.

[tonyav]

Ah, he obviously wasn't drunk enough then, marval !.

[excelsior-1]

get ready to duck tony

[atsgran]

Ha ha

[tonyav]

Just so long as I don't get goosed, excel !.

[Psybbo]

I was just about to....

[DTCwordfan]

That was a right turkey of a story, says he having a grouse.

[tonyav]

Psybbo, your the exception to the rule !.

[excelsior-1]

swanning around again?

[marval]

Who is trying to sTeal best answer?

[tonyav]

What are you grousing about, DT ?

[Svejk]

No-one mentioned foul? There must be a mallardy about.

[jim360]

Got invited to watch two Scottish dances over the weekend. That's right -- I'm off to see a capercaillies !

I'll get my coat.

[Svejk]

Smew booby,jim,chats veery egretable.

[marval]

I think it is my tern now.