It's Great When You're Straight?

ichkeria | 20:55 Thu 09th Jul 2015 | News

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putins-united-russia-party-unveils-straight-flag-to-rival-gay-pride-symbol-10377440.html

With the US busy banning the confederate flag, Russia has seen fit to invent a 'straight' flag to rival the 'gay' one.
Is this a positive development?
If you could introduce a new flag what would it be for and what would it look like?

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douglas9401

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A picture of Vladimir Heteromaximus of course. Nothing more straight than a bare chested white man astride a horse.

23:38 Thu 09th Jul 2015

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ludwig

Oh dear, the flagpole's bent.

douglas9401

A picture of Vladimir Heteromaximus of course.
Nothing more straight than a bare chested white man astride a horse.

EDDIE51

What is it, a picture of a bum with a 'No Entry' sign?

Old_Geezer

No more nor less daft than having a 'gay' flag.

Can't think of any reason I'd need a new design of flag for.

Old_Geezer

I note his flag implies encouragement to have too many offspring. Maybe Russia has too much spare space & resources.

joggerjayne

On that Russian flag, it looks like the child on the end is pointing to where his parents are, and the woman is holding a big gun.

Presumably the two adults are child sex traffickers, kidnapping the children.

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joggerjayne

A woman with a scrotum?

She could be a Russian athlete.

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joggerjayne

Does the flag also imply that straight people want to have children?

Not all of us have embraced the idea of stretching our front bottoms to the diameter of a human being. It's simply not natural.

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joggerjayne

I'd like to think that I was cloned in a test tube.

The alternative is just too gross.

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