Shoping Injury

Chipchopper | 14:22 Mon 09th Aug 2021 | Jokes

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A man walks into a super marker with blood gushing from his hand.
A shop assistant, who was stacking the shelves, notices the man and said to the man: "are you OK Sir, that looks like a nasty cut you have there, can I get you a plaster or something for that?"
Man: "yes, them wire baskets are lethal, direct me to the herbs and spices aisle".
Shop assistant: "OK, Sir, but why the herbs and spices ?".
Man: "because I've heard that thyme is a great healer"

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None too sage advice ...

jno

that's only parsley true.

Whas it a male or female assistant? Rosemary or Basil?

In future Rosemary will do the shopping and leave Basil at home.

arghh, you nicked my line Jack :-)

jno

that's what happens when you cumin too late, Mamya

True I should pepper things up a bit.

jno

now that's chive talking.

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I mint to say, market ;-)

Saffron from predictive text, Chipchopper?

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