Life Or Death

[Rondy]

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it?
A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink
like a fish, party your backside off, and jump on anything that moves -
you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger
quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!......Heaven!!!

[naomi24]

Benjamin Button - the man who lived the wrong way around.