And There's More

[Rondy]

Woke up this morning to find a spoon in my mouth, a tea bag in my left eye and milk in my right ear.
I'm sick of being treated like a mug.
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Most people don’t believe me when I tell them that I made a range of clothing from frozen water.
Ice wear, it's true !!
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My doctor said I need to do something that gets me out of the pub.....
So I've started smoking.
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I got on a plane at the airport today and it had an aisle that went on for ages.
It was a long hall flight.
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Weird, but when I woke up this morning there was a piece of a jigsaw in my bed…
It's a bit of a puzzle!
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My wife wanted a green jumper for her birthday…
So I bought her a frog!
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I asked my boss for a pay rise because other 3 companies are after me.
He asked me which ones?
I replied: gas, water and electric.
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[Patsy33]

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