Familiar?

[Rondy]

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

Early in the morning, husband woke up and ask his wife.
Husband: Would you like to join me for jogging?
Wife: Oh, so you mean i am fat?
Husband: No, jogging is good for health.
Wife: Oh, that mean i am sick.
Husband: No no, if you don't want to get up, it is okay.
Wife: So now, you are trying to say I'm lazy, haa?
Husband: Now, you are misunderstanding me, I didn't..........
Wife: Ahaa! So i didn't understand you because i am an illiterate, right?
Husband: Now look, i didn't say that.
Wife: So, am i lying?
Husband: I beg you, please don't stretch it in the morning.
Wife: Oh, now i am a quarrelsome one?
Husband: Ok ok, you go off to sleep, I am going jogging alone, are you happy now?
Wife: See, you are so selfish, always think of yourself alone, you never think of my health.

[naomi24]

That reminds me of the Jewish mother to her son.

'What do you want for dinner, Beef or chicken?'

'Chicken'.

'Sure you don’t want beef?'

'OK, I'll have the beef.'

'So what's wrong with the chicken?'

[vulcan42]

That also reminds me of my Mother in law who gave me two ties for Christmas. "So you don't like the other one"?

[DTCwordfan]

two ties? useful - for hanging her.

[Old_Geezer]

Yep. Familiar.