An Answerbank Merchandising Opportunity

[rowanwitch]

The  team need to bring out a range of AB incontinence products

With so much 'psml' the sales would keep the site going ...no probs....

[Hazlinny]

Agree 🤣

[maggiebee]

Sound idea

[rowanwitch]

There are a few on here I would send out the jumbo size tester pack...

[barry1010]

Roflsmh. Lol

[ToraToraTora]

PMSL!

[rowanwitch]

There's two boxes right there!   Do you need the matching leak proof pants to go with them?

[barry1010]

How dare you, madam! I might have been rolling on the floor laughing whilst shaking my head and again laughing out loud, but I had full control of my bladder throughout.

😂

[rowanwitch]

Due to  the age of many of our gentlemen, a light leakage product to compensate for dodgy prostates, prevent those nasty little drip marks...  

We probably need one for the back door too, as some may dribble while talking out of it...

[barry1010]

That's fighting talk, Rowan.  Plenty women struggle with their pelvic floors but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention it. 😉

In all seriousness, though, I could get irritated by the PMSL comments and LOL after a spiteful comment.

[rowanwitch]

I find anything like that where the intent is simply to be rude or unkind says far more about the person posting than the one the comment was aimed at.

 

 

[barry1010]

Agreed 🙂

[wolf63]

Do you sell personalised punch bags?  It would be handy to have one when travelling through the News section.

[rowanwitch]

I strongly recommend the heavy leakage pull up pants... Put them over your head to avoid the pain of reading ...

[DTCwordfan]

Mrs O would have loved this idea and would have been the first to volunteer to market them - what about sizes then?

[rowanwitch]

I believe we should be very inclusive so all variants should go from gness(xxxxxsmall) to Sunny Dave ( bloody enormous)   to avoid gender colour assumption issues they will be produced in only one colour... pee green.   I propose that we do male ( with a tiny tidy pocket and extra absorbancy) female  similar to tena but with extra padding to avoid broomstick rub( trust me, it's like joggers nipple) and neutral .

For backdoor incontinence ... I think just a generous amount of padding with a  filter for any hot air produced.

All items sent in clearly marked packaging to ensure maximum embarrassment.

Also a nice range of wet wipes, disposal bags, and soothing bum creams for the more irritated a ****.   

 

[sandyRoe]

Tena For Men offer waterproof guarantees of the effacicy of their products.