Just Had A Run In With A Lecky Scooter Idiot....

[ToraToraTora]

Walking back from lunch some eejit came up behind me on one of those illegal electric scooter things shouting abuse. I stayed where I was be barged past I pushed him into the frog, then threw his scooter over a hedge. He gave me some north obviously but I said that he was illegal, He agreed but offered "it's also illegal on the road but it's safer on the pavement"!  I said he was a gutless piece of thrupney and walked on while he got his scooter out of the garden. He later rode past on the frog, I'm doing teaching now!

[david small]

Translation. Frog and Toad...Road. North. North and South..mouth. Thrupney..excrement. Thrupney bit.

[johnny.5]

assault ?

and 

criminal damage ?

[ToraToraTora]

yeah, what a feeling! you're not wrong johnny!

[DDIL]

Did he hit you?

[Hazlinny]

Well done but you might be in a bit of barney rubble. 🚓 👮‍♂️

[gulliver1]

LOB...

[ToraToraTora]

How? he has no idea who I am and his scooter was fine as he road past on the frog.

[ToraToraTora]

it felt great I have to say, sick of these *** on the pavement.

[douglas9401]

A good workout for the eyebrows this one.

[DDIL]

You may have just carried out common assault on that individual, there may be cameras etc in which you can be tracked down.

[DDIL]

Is it on you to take the law into your hands?

[ToraToraTora]

he gave me a load of verbal for being on the pavement, I'd say we are even.

[DDIL]

He gave you 'verbal' but you laid your hands on him?

[Ken4155]

Was he on his way to school?

[douglas9401]

Or the PO to collect his pension.

[ToraToraTora]

15:02 well only a little bit of guidance me old china! Just a little Davis, he was close to the frog anyway.

[ToraToraTora]

15:06 he wasn't a saucepan, I'd say he was at least 30.

[ToraToraTora]

complete *** of course as is anyone on one of those silly things.

[gulliver1]

Don't you just love these 🤣Internet Tough Guys🤣 lol

[pastafreak]

Gee, what an intelligent and mature reaction. 

The mind boggles 🙄😵‍💫