blonde

[mnko]

GAMBLING BLONDE
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Essex arrived ....and bet Twenty-thousand ponds (�20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier When I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and Yelled, "Come on, baby.... Essex Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And Squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her Winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Essex Girls are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... Are men.

[cameo]

Brilliant! Very Very Funny!!!

[blondebird]

I was all ready to be telling you off then but no, well done , and that is so true.

[Pippa68]

Excellente :o)

[bednobs]

mnko, there are lots of internet sites that are for sharing sexist jokes. This, however seems to be a question and answer site, so i wonder why you post jokes al the time? i am perfectly aware i sound miserable, and cant wait for someone to tell me to get a sense of humour, a life or stop moaning but come on, im really really fed up of your sexist jokes now *waits for someone to tell me not to read them then*

[country_boy]

You'd be typing all night if you were reprimanding everyone who posted a non-question on B&S! If it's not a question, why post an answer anyway if you abide by what you say?!!

[bednobs]

oh! thats a new one ... "dont answer them then"
I was expecting 1) dont read them 2)get a sense of humour or 3)get a life

[mnko]

i post them 2 cheer people up DOH!!!!!!

[country_boy]

don't worry about it mnko there are ***** all over the place!