any ideas

[cris r]

My husband and myself are going to a fancy dress the letter is L any ideas I thought Lily Allen, nice dress and a pair of trainers simple, ( as i dont really like fancy dress) I thought a lecturer for my husband but not to sure what they wear? any ideas would be apprieciated thanksxxx

[squarebear]

What about sticking some bingo balls on him and go as the Lottery? You could stick some entry forms and old tckets on too?

[Bbbananas]

Is he a small man? (not being personal...) - let him go as a Leprechaun.

The lecturers I know (knew) are extremely scruffy - jeans, baggy trousers, horrid jumpers...

[B00]

Liberace!!!

[ELVIS68]

Lurcher

[what..the?]

Both wear all pink outfits attach some pieces of pipe and some broccoli and then go as a pair of lungs, go round the party and cough at people smoking.

[cris r]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ilike this one

[zzxxee]

a few suggestions
1.... wear a bin bag glue on toilet roll empty crisp packets ect hey prest a rubbish bin
2.... put two pencils in your ears one up each nostril hey presto. a pencil case
3.... wear a cape attach a packet of flash to naughty bits hey presto........... a flasher

[Daniela36]

zzxxee.......................the theme is the letter L.
anything begining witht he letter 'L'

duh.................
;-)

[zzxxee]

**** didnt read that bit doh back to the drawing board

[Daniela36]

Some good suggestions though from you zzxxee.

[squarebear]

What about Lord Lucan? Don't turn up to the party and they will wonder where you are?

[Daniela36]

LOL @ squarebear.

[zzxxee]

lurch from the adams family?
he could stand in a corner on his own all night and be LARRY LONER
put on some tap shoes a dodgey wig and be lionel blair?

[craft1948]

put toilet rolls on your heads............and go as loo roll holders................

[No,Knowledge]

thought a lecturer for my husband but not to sure what they wear? any ideas would be apprieciated thanksxxx

cris r Fri 08/05/09 10:49
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close... but not quite right , let your husband feel up all the totty at the party , perhaps a bit of boob bobbling , arse patting and stuff like that.

when the girls ask him wtf he is doing he can say "i have come as a Lecher"

go on let him he will enjoy it!

[yogi.bear]

Alternative to No-Knows option.....have your husband gel his hair back and wear a boiler suit and go round asking all the guests at the party..........................

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" thup thup thup thup thup!

Go down a treat! Hannibal Lector!
:0)

[yogi.bear]

cris......you could go as Lizard woman!! x

http://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008 /06/lizz_lexi.jpg

:0)

[Verix]

Lapdancer? You don't need a lot of costume for it.