Right then, I'm off to make myself a tin foil hat, dig a bomb shelter under my house and wait for the apocolypse.
People, there is no grand conspiricay. Most humans are cr@p at keeping secrets. The more people who know, the more chance there is of blabbing.....and it'll take a shedload of people to take over the world by subversion.
To all the conspiriacy theorists, I have a conspiriacy for you:
I heard from my brother, who heard from his boss, who'd spoken to a guy in the pub who was in the SAS who said that "There is a real world out there. You should try living in it, instead of looking for monsters where there are none". Thats proper fact.
Zombies, however, are a different matter. How many of you are prepared for the undead hordes? Who has worked out escape plans, weapons, vehicles etc? I bet none of you have figured out which of your workmates you'd sacrifice to give you a chance to escape.
The apocolypse is coming. Mystic Meg said so