I am British are you?

[lindylou16]

Smuggling sweets into the cinema; almost as British as a cup of tea.

[daffy654]

No, I am English.

[Count-A-Strong]

Wearing socks with sandals ( not that I do).

[ummmm]

No, I am Irish.

[craft1948]

No, I'm Yorkshire.........

[lindylou16]

Except for Count This is more in your line---

why couldn't the pirates play cards?

the captain was standing on the deck

[saxy_jag]

I'm Northern European. 15 generations of my family have been born and lived in England, but since there is no race known to be indigenous to these islands then I cannot for certain call myself British. I suspect, because of my colouring and build, that my earliest ancestors were Angle or Saxon, but until I know for certain, I'll content myself with being Northern European.

[mollykins]

Seeing as i'm a mush of neglish, scottish and irish I call myself british.

[joggerjayne]

Surely nobody smuggles sweets into the cinema.

You buy popcorn ... lots and lots of popcorn !!!

LOADS !!! of popcorn.

And a fat Coke.

[NoMercy]

I'm half English, half Welsh, half Jewish.

[Dris]

lol @ smuggling sweeties in how true and how guilty I felt and thats when I was an adult taking the kids !

Im Scottish (if you hadnt guessed ^^)

[joggerjayne]

Living in Sussex probably makes me half Norman, half Occultist.

[NoMercy]

I'm also innumerate and used to love smuggling chocolate covered peanuts into the cinema.

[joggerjayne]

Most cinemas are all modern and glass fronted, new, and nicely lit.

Ours is a hideous block of plain concrete, several storeys high.

The only building more ugly on the whole south coast is the Brighton Centre ...

... which is right next door.

[Bobbisox]

I'm a Geordie and we are in an idisdiguishable class of our own up here...no bugger knows what we are talking about ;-o)

[pastafreak]

*idisdiguishable*

is that a Geordie word???

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Apologising when someone bumps into me. I guess that makes me English.