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Night Light
An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The
light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel,"
he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
the night, and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's
done, poof!
the light goes off?"
"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel.
"He's pi$$in' in the refrigerator again!
with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The
light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel,"
he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
the night, and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's
done, poof!
the light goes off?"
"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel.
"He's pi$$in' in the refrigerator again!
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