Maggie, //Stop taking the pi$$. Tomorrow is resurrection day,//
I don’t see ridicule in the question – and even if I did, your unfounded belief in magic doesn’t give you the right to demand that everyone else pussyfoot around you in deference to that belief. Believe what you like – but don’t expect others to respect it.
To answer the question, I think if Jesus knew what the people of religion have ended up believing, and have done - and still do - in his name, he would be absolutely appalled. If he ever does return to earth, as his followers anticipate, they won’t recognise him – and he certainly won’t recognise them.