Ab Carols - Day Three.

DTCwordfan | 12:24 Tue 18th Dec 2012 | ChatterBank

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Two more AB carols for the run into Christmas - hope the "victims" here enjoy their reference - do not panic if you haven't been got yet, there are plenty of days to come.

If you haven't seen them before, the connection here will take you to yesterdays and you can go back from that to Day 1. http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1198369.html

Happy Christmas to all referred to in these "ditties".

Carol 5.

In dulci Excelsior
Let us our AB homage show:
His Enterprise reclineth
In Sqad Ibuprufo;
And like a bright Shaney star shineth
Mamya as gremio,
Alpha Planet es et O!

O Ed gnomish parvule,
Our heart is sore for he!
Hear us, we beseech thee,
O Server uptime;
Our praying let it reach thee,
O princeps gloriae.
Answer our e-mails!

O patris carrust!
O NoM lenitas!
Deeply were we stained.
tuum formidiolose vinum:
But thou, Beso, us hast gained
Coelorum naomi gaudia,
Qualis gloria!

Ubi sunt Eccles,
If that she be not there?
There are Voddies singing
Novum mixturis;
And there alarm bells ringing
In Regia Ed’s food thread.
O that we were there!

Carol 6.

Once in AOG's city
Stood the Daily Mail misled,
Where a Muslim laid her Baby
In the Street for Her son’s bed:
Gromit was that challenger wild,
Jake The Peg a little more mild.

ABerrant brought down to earth from fiction,
Who is NewJudge and Lord of all,
And AOG’s Newspaper was the staple,
And AB News was his stall;
With his critics, mean, and lowly,
Lived in Lancs, his Allah holy.

And through AOG’s wondrous output
He would occasionally reply,
Love and watch the lowly argument,
A savage torrent He lay:
AB readers all must be
Mild, obedient, polite as He.

For he is our AB's lectern;
phleb by phleb, like us He grew;
He became Baldric and helpless,
Tears and smiles like us He knew;
And AOG feels for our sadness,
Sometimes in Chuckficken’s gladness.

And AB eyes at last shall see Him,
Through Youngmafbog’s love;
For we are so Daffy and mental
As Is NOx in heaven above,
And jd leads bibblebub on
To SirPrize or where he’s gone.

Not on that poor Birdie table,
With the Mods standing by,
We shall see AOG; but in Ed’s heaven,
Set at Gnome's right hand on high;
Where VHG stars, Old Geezers’ crowned
All in News and Views, fury shall stomp around.