Hi Evan/Ed.
According to *YOUR* given criteria I failed on all four questions.
The problem here especially given your closing question is that you have assumed that the existence of *YOUR* "God" and the following doctrine is a given.
I, however see *YOUR* "God" as being a theoretical entity ie. s/he may or may not exist and if they do, it is maybe just another interpretation with the doctrines and theories of other failths (Buddhism, Islam, Wicca etc) being just as valid if not more valid. I am firm and happy with my belief in this so please don't try to proselytize to me based on a thought that I might be someone you can "rescue".
Just to get an idea of where you are coming from - are you a Jehovah's Witness?