Ban The Women's Institute.

[Theland]

The Women's Institute should be banned for its negative effect on our society. It's title is not inclusive, and does not consider transgender who have half a right to join.
They are corrupting the nation with high sugar content home made fruit jams, that probably cause hyperactivity in the young.
Sending socks to our troops may prolong conflicts, as troops with cold feet would be more amenable to returning home.
They never make important public announcements, which can only mean they are quietly plotting to exert political influence in more subtle ways, and this cannot be democratic.
All considered, they are probably a fascist outfit and should all be arrested.

[vetuste_ennemi]

...and their appropriation of the Palestinian capital Jerusalem.

[Theland]

Yes that too. I also think they are active in Syria.

[Jackdaw33]

Oh, sweet Lord, he's finally gone round the twist.

[Theland]

Their military wing are the Girl Guides.

[Jackdaw33]

I agree. As for those Brownies, what an evil bunch they are!

[Theland]

Brownie? Say no more. Notorious for sticking chewing gum on bus seats. I think Naomi was one. It shows through in her writing. Wonder how many badges she earned, and what for? Wine making maybe?

[vetuste_ennemi]

I saw it was about to kick off and I got out of there fast.

[vetuste_ennemi]

Is this on theme:

[vetuste_ennemi]

'ang about, that's not Clapton's missus is it?

[vetuste_ennemi]

Jack's younger than me, Theland. He'll know the answer.

[Theland]

Poor deluded George. Turned Hindu. Three million gods. A lot of prayers to say before going to sleep.
Unless they use Quantum Prayers. One prayer in many places at the same time.

[Jackdaw33]

I don't know what Theland is on but it's certainly more than a dose of Holy Scripture.

[Theland]

Only the new enemas the doctor gave me. They taste horrible. For all the good they do I might as well stick them elsewhere. Strawberry flavoured too.

[Theland]

Just going to spread some home made jam on my painful parts before going to bed. Goodnight.
It has been a delight.

[douglas9401]

Religious commentator spreads jam on parts: saints preserve us.

[bhg481]

Douglas //Religious commentator spreads jam on parts: saints preserve us//

Did you mean to put "Religious commentator spreads preserve on parts: saints get us into a jam".

[naomi24]

How very dare you, Theland. I've never stuck chewing gum under a bus seat in my life!

[murraymints]

I must be terribly subversive ...brownie and guide ! EEK... even have the badges....twit twoo ! ;0)

[donny48]

Morning Minty,XXOOXX. What could those badges have been for ?

[murraymints]

Morning Donny XX..OO..XX.. badges for being a good girl ! ;0)