Ban The Women's Institute.

[Theland]

The Women's Institute should be banned for its negative effect on our society. It's title is not inclusive, and does not consider transgender who have half a right to join.
They are corrupting the nation with high sugar content home made fruit jams, that probably cause hyperactivity in the young.
Sending socks to our troops may prolong conflicts, as troops with cold feet would be more amenable to returning home.
They never make important public announcements, which can only mean they are quietly plotting to exert political influence in more subtle ways, and this cannot be democratic.
All considered, they are probably a fascist outfit and should all be arrested.

[EDDIE51]

Why have you put this in the wrong category? It is a joke and a very funny one. Best laugh I've had in ages,keep it up, far better than your usual rubbish.
Or have you been on the communion wine?

[murraymints]

Lol Eddie..

[waterboatman]

:-D

[Khandro]

and I thought andy hughes was a plonker!

[Theland]

The National Union of Nuns, (N.U.N.), have voted to strike over bad habits. The government may have to call in the army to take over nun duties for the duration of the strike.
Poor old squaddies have to fill in for all kinds of people to keep the wheels turning.
Last time they were used was to break the Window Dressers strike that left Oxford street in turmoil.

[Zacs-Master]

I’ve seen you in a new light tonight Theland. And I like it. My favourite bit from your OP is ‘transgender who have half a right to join’ LOL.

[Cloverjo]

Theland, who are you and what have you done to Theland? :)

[naomi24]

Zacs/Cloverjo, Theland is a mere shadow of the man he once was.... but I suppose you had to be there.

[Zacs-Master]

I’m now wondering whether all his posts are wind-ups. Mmm. Naughty!

[naomi24]

They're not a wind-up, Zacs. In recent years he just forget where he left his finest asset - his sense of humour.

[Cloverjo]

Had to be where, Naomi? Have I missed something?

[Zacs-Master]

Where he left his finest asset, I suppose.

(I think Naomi’s been hitting the cooking sherry again, poor dear) ;-)

[naomi24]

R&S about 10 years ago, Cloverjo. Them woz the days!

[naomi24]

22:56, forgot not forget.

[Zacs-Master]

I thought you were going all ‘patois’ N. ;-) yeah, maaaan.

[maggiebee]

My home made jam was disqualified because it contained alcohol. Noticed that all the judges went back for another taste though.

[Zacs-Master]

Golly, really!

[Theland]

Yes in her younger days as a girl guide, Nims got a badge for making fire, by rubbing two Boy Scouts together. What a gal.

[Zacs-Master]

It was the only way she could get her skiing badge.

[Jackdaw33]

LOL!