I've always believed Jesus was gay. I've read the bible from cover to cover and not once does he bed MM - and i don't mean Marilyn Monroe. Instead, he chose to spend much of his time hanging about with a bunch of hairy faced (and hairy arised, no doubt) sailors. Yeah i know they weren't all sailors in the bible but Leonard Cohen begged to differ - "And when he knew for certain, only drowning men could see him, he said "All men shall be sailors, then, until the seas shall free them." Yo ho ho and a feel of your bum! What is also obvious is that he had a foot fetish:-/