So the Pope uses condoms....

[noxlumos]

Talk about how not to write a Headline... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21112006/323/vatican- health-ministry-completes-report-condoms-pope. html

It's a bit like
"Panda, eats, shoots, and leaves..."

Anyone got anymore?

[Hellion]

Our local paper has some classics

'Dog kennel stolen, police looking for leads'

'Rank Gong Banger dies at 80' (I've mentioned that one before)


Hi Nox - I've been busy and having trouble with my internet connection, seems like I missed a riot.

[Hellion]

Hello to you too Zorro how ya doing?

[-Zorro-]

okey dokey Hellion..all the better for seeing you

[Hellion]

Life treating you alright?

[##Wardy##]

Not amusing as such but

"The Yorkshire Ripper Kills His First Innocent Victim", still makes me chuckle.

[raysparx1]

Hi nox,
I wondered what that was he had on his head.

[Hellion]

Is that you Mr Ward-Minter? You're all green, what happened?

[Hellion]

And Ray too! All you lovely fellas and not another girlie in sight how lucky am !!!!

XX

[raysparx1]

Sewer collapse leaves big hole in road, the council are looking into it!!

[##Wardy##]

I have been banned more times than Gerimiah Claud Greengrass has from the Aidensfield Arms.

[raysparx1]

Hi Helli xxx

I am just off to pictures to see Borat,take care all, don't get banned!!!

[##Wardy##]

Indeed it was Noxy. The Sun cirxca 1980 after Sutcliffe killed a non-prostitue.

[noxlumos]

Hello Ray, how's you?

[##Wardy##]

There was also The Mirror circa 1990

"Bob Hope Dies"

The next day

"Bob Hope LIves"

[Hellion]

Well I'm glad you're still here - green suits you Sir!

[Hellion]

Have lovely evening Ray - tell us what the film's like.

[Hellion]

Well as it's just us, drink anyone? Mulled Wine or something stronger?

[Hellion]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,174 6267,00.html