Confession.

[BriWrite]

One day a priest was about to take confession when he had to take a crap. On his way to the bathroom he met Bobby the caretaker and asked him to take confession for him. "OK father but I don't really know what to do." Bobby answered. The priest replies, "It's easy. You look at the list to see what they confessed to and match it to the penance that the sin deserves." Bobby agreed and the priest went to the loo. Bobby entered the confession booth by the back door and sat down. The first person came in and said "Father I have told a lie." Bobby matched it up and gave 2 our father's. The next person confessed that he cheated on his wife so bobby looked on the list and gave 4 Hail Mary's. The next person that came in said "Father I did something terrible!" "What did you do?" Bobby asked? He said "I had anal sex with a little boy!" Bobby looked at the list but could not find anal sex on it. Trying to buy a little time he said he would have to think about this, he then opened the door and saw little Tommy the altar boy. He asked him "Tommy what does father usually give for anal sex??" Tommy smiled and said "Two Kit Kats and a Mars bar!"