The Prophet

[wizard69]

Why has The Prophet got a body?

[wizard69]

To prevent his head floatin off...

[naomi24]

Good grief, you gave me quite a turn there for a minute. I thought it was going to be him prattling on again, and it's only you. Don't do that to me!!!

You know we were talking about what we imagine all the ABers to be like? Well, what do you imagine he's like? I can't help thinking he's a sad little man, eaten up with his manic religion and sitting in a lonely bedsit with only a wonky keyboard for company. I might be wrong though - he's might just be 'avin a larf, as they say!!

Will the real prophet please stand up!!!!

[wizard69]

naomi, Iv'e actually got a suspicion that its someone taking the urine.Either that or its Theland's super religious alter ego..with one personality not being aware of what the other one is doing...

[naomi24]

Huh, HUH! Mmmmm ..... v-e-r-y interesting. You could be right Wiz. No time to lose! What we need is a private dick (in the nicest possible sense!). IS THERE A DETECTIVE IN THE HOUSE?

[coco pops]

The prophet floated to news/current affairs last night maybe he will stay there.

[luna-tic]

Well naomi, we tried D.I.Y. exorcism last time and that didn't work.
Is Columbo still alive?

[naomi24]

Dunno Luna - shall we ask The Prophet? He ought to know, don't you think?

Cooo-ey, Prophet, is Columbo still alive?