Hell: Hot or Cold

[SuperPigeon]

We commonly depict Hell as firey however in Dantes inferno he depicts it has cold.

Have I got my facts straight or is there more to this hot/cold Hell than what Ive found out
:)

[Theland]

All yours my dear. Here, catch!

[naomi24]

Oops .... missed it!

[Theland]

Another �1.98 down the drain!

[naomi24]

Err ... you're not going to Tescos tonight by any chance, are you?

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, I hope you've learnt your lesson Now then, find us something with a cork for heaven's sake. Octavius, where's that cork screw?

[naomi24]

Aarrrrrgh!

[mibn2cweus]

Errr . . . nevermind . . . found one

[Theland]

That Vatican Sports & Social Club has got a tool for every occasion.

[China Doll]

Thank god for that Mibs, I think Octavius broke the last one trying to undo my chastity belt!

[naomi24]

Oh, alright then. I don't mind sharing with my friends. (Seems I have no choice - but I won't let it make me all bitter and twisted - honest!).

[China Doll]

Bitter and Twisted is the name of a really nice cocktail in a bar locally to me Naomi.

[naomi24]

Oooo .... that'll do. What's in it?

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, Got that bottle open yet? I want to try that corkscrew on . . . ummm . . . for something else.

[China Doll]

I think she went to bed,try this.

(Next time I'm in the bar I'll look Naomi)

[naomi24]

Ha! Something else! Sneaky! I know what you're up to Mib, but Theland's already tried all the combinations and failed miserably. When I make these things, believe me, I make them to last, so you have no chance - despite China's latest offering! (Like an innocent to the slaughter, isn't she?).

[Theland]

Naomi, China, a little info to flush your cheeks ......

..... under these long johns and track suit, I am completely naked!

[naomi24]

Theland, you sauce pot! (I almost said something about dangling carrots - but perhaps not!).

[Theland]

It's all of these Mills & Boon books I collect!

[naomi24]

Very Barbara Cartland! Unhand me, you brute!

[China Doll]

I'm wearing baggy stripey bottoms, do those feature in Mills and Boon books or is it too much glamour for this time of the day?

Personally I think I should have the numbers to my own chastity belt!