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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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No, I know you weren't pontificating... I just don't understand at all. I think it's a waste personally. As expressions of love go.... well I don't really hold with a whole 'making love' thing (it's sex with someone you care about people, that's the only difference, get over it!) I do think it's a necessary part of love, the act keeps you close. (Plus it is fun).
As to the links thing... well actually.... I can't do it unless I have the tutorial page open too so yeah, the novelty can ware off!
As to the links thing... well actually.... I can't do it unless I have the tutorial page open too so yeah, the novelty can ware off!
Sex? Fun? Can't argue with that. I've been married for 36 years and known Eve for 40 years, and, we have six kids, and I do look back fondly on those periods of our lives when we had the house to ourselves, (no teenagers and their mates marching in and out every five minutes), and who gave a toss if there was nothing on the telly?
Ah yes, we made our own entertainment in them days!
That cigarette after the main event was always sooooo delicious!
Isn't this liberating to chuck off the inhibitions and talk freely, putting the hanky back into panky? or not....
Ah yes, we made our own entertainment in them days!
That cigarette after the main event was always sooooo delicious!
Isn't this liberating to chuck off the inhibitions and talk freely, putting the hanky back into panky? or not....
..... because as I said earlier, one or two minor issues took sex off the agenda for us, and before we knew it, we had been celibate for months, getting along fine, not missing sex to the extent that it became an issue, and I think we have simply lapsed into a habit of celibacy.
I do suspect, that if we were to go away together for a bit of a break, then, well, who knows, after all we haven't taken vows of chastity or anything.
I do suspect, that if we were to go away together for a bit of a break, then, well, who knows, after all we haven't taken vows of chastity or anything.
China Doll lit her candle and ascended the stairs to bed.
Passing Mibs' room, she noticed the door slightly ajar and peered in to see the Great Cweus feeding his carrier pigeons, and, still thinking of her conversation with Theland, she called out to him. "Mibs! Mibs! I'm lonely! Come along to my room .... and keep me warm ..... "
A few minutes later, lying in bed, China heard Mibs clomping down the hall before bursting in to her room, wearing his bright red combination long johns.
Mibs set the mood with some music, and winding up the gramophone, he lifted the needle into the track, and soon the eerie notes of Pachebels' Canon & Guige echoed around the temple.
"Well," said China, "Shall we do it now?"
"Why not?" said Mibs, and he climbed into the large four poster bed.
China handed Mibs the copy of the Mills & Boon novel, and soon she was drifting off to sleep, to the beautiful sound of Mibs voice, reading aloud from this, the latest bodice ripping yarn from the stables of romance.
Mibs crept out of the room so as not to disturb China, and returned to his nocturnal studies and proof reading his latest theories of dynamic reason in finite symbolism. And of course, the pigeons had to be fed.
Passing Mibs' room, she noticed the door slightly ajar and peered in to see the Great Cweus feeding his carrier pigeons, and, still thinking of her conversation with Theland, she called out to him. "Mibs! Mibs! I'm lonely! Come along to my room .... and keep me warm ..... "
A few minutes later, lying in bed, China heard Mibs clomping down the hall before bursting in to her room, wearing his bright red combination long johns.
Mibs set the mood with some music, and winding up the gramophone, he lifted the needle into the track, and soon the eerie notes of Pachebels' Canon & Guige echoed around the temple.
"Well," said China, "Shall we do it now?"
"Why not?" said Mibs, and he climbed into the large four poster bed.
China handed Mibs the copy of the Mills & Boon novel, and soon she was drifting off to sleep, to the beautiful sound of Mibs voice, reading aloud from this, the latest bodice ripping yarn from the stables of romance.
Mibs crept out of the room so as not to disturb China, and returned to his nocturnal studies and proof reading his latest theories of dynamic reason in finite symbolism. And of course, the pigeons had to be fed.
Dammit! I must be more careful about leaving my webcam on.
You should be more careful about teaching those pigeons to read
Naomi, here's your breakfast.
China, a new outfit for you.
I currently live with my mother, stepfather, blonde bombshell sister (all be it with lots of tattoos), her australian boyfriend (even more tattoos and a protective streak towards his potential sisters in law) and an exceptionally overly protective (growls if anyone comes too close in the street) jack russell. Trust me, I need no chastity belt!
I'm wasting away!! Look at me - wan and skinny - and it's all Theland's fault, because I couldn't open his link to my breakfast.
What is it with you lot anyway - are you creatures of the night? I go to bed in my fleecy jamas and curlers, with hot water bottle, cheese & pickle sandwich, mug of milky cocoa and Barbara Cartland novel in hand, all set for a steamy night of unbridled passion - and straightaway all hell breaks loose on here!! Sex, sex, and more sex - and in some cases, less - oh, far, far less.
The only thing I can think of, China, that hasn't been mentioned, is that after six kids, Theland's probably worn it out - especially if he's been a three minute man all his life! Boy, he'd need some energy to keep that up! Either that, or he's still insisting on leaving his socks on, and so putting her off completely. (Mmmm ..... thinks ......or maybe she's insisting on leaving her socks on).
Mibs, China and I had lessons together on that funny link thing, didn't we China? Figure taught us both on one rainy - or it may have been one sunny - afternoon, when none of us had anything better to do. If memory serves me correctly, we spent quite some time in AB Suggestions crying excitedly, 'click my link - go on, click my link', which in hindsight, and bearing in mind the current topic of conversation, could so easily have been misconstrued! No offence China - but YUK - and I'm sure the feeling is quite mutual.
What is it with you lot anyway - are you creatures of the night? I go to bed in my fleecy jamas and curlers, with hot water bottle, cheese & pickle sandwich, mug of milky cocoa and Barbara Cartland novel in hand, all set for a steamy night of unbridled passion - and straightaway all hell breaks loose on here!! Sex, sex, and more sex - and in some cases, less - oh, far, far less.
The only thing I can think of, China, that hasn't been mentioned, is that after six kids, Theland's probably worn it out - especially if he's been a three minute man all his life! Boy, he'd need some energy to keep that up! Either that, or he's still insisting on leaving his socks on, and so putting her off completely. (Mmmm ..... thinks ......or maybe she's insisting on leaving her socks on).
Mibs, China and I had lessons together on that funny link thing, didn't we China? Figure taught us both on one rainy - or it may have been one sunny - afternoon, when none of us had anything better to do. If memory serves me correctly, we spent quite some time in AB Suggestions crying excitedly, 'click my link - go on, click my link', which in hindsight, and bearing in mind the current topic of conversation, could so easily have been misconstrued! No offence China - but YUK - and I'm sure the feeling is quite mutual.
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