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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Theland, DB wasn't so horrible actually, (actually it was pretty bad imho). I just had a problem with being identified personally with him mono-e-mono so to speak.
I actually do prefer the JC (Julian . . . that�s an interesting coincidence) version myself but I am reluctant to render a verdict. I think wisdom dictates that (for our own safety) we wait and let CD make the call. I think we may be treading some pretty hot water here already. Whatever China decides I must let you take full credit for the video links . . . although I found this one rather remarkable although perhaps lacking in relevancy to your original plot.
I actually do prefer the JC (Julian . . . that�s an interesting coincidence) version myself but I am reluctant to render a verdict. I think wisdom dictates that (for our own safety) we wait and let CD make the call. I think we may be treading some pretty hot water here already. Whatever China decides I must let you take full credit for the video links . . . although I found this one rather remarkable although perhaps lacking in relevancy to your original plot.
After a tip off from his narks, Sir Ian Blair turns up at Chinas place with a mob of heavy duty coppers, and kicks in the door, shouting, "This is a bust ya load o' scum - Don't mooooove!"
He lines up China, Theland, Mibs and Naomi, and gathers together the ends of various tubes, which he just knows is part of the drugs paraphernalia, his long years as a beat copper tell him so!
Sucking hard on each of the tubes in turn, Sir Ians' keen senses are honed to look out for the merest trace of illegal substances - but - on this occasion he can find nothing.
He sucks even harder on the tubes, before suddenly realising where the other end of the tubes actually disappear to.
Capturing Sir Ians' countenance on mobile phone cameras, our four heros know they can do a deal with Hello magazine, and cut a deal with Max Hastings.
As the police beat a hasty retreat, China passes the around the jug of warm soapy water, as tubes are replenished, and the buffet is declared open.
To top it all off, Mibs has brought his records.
He lines up China, Theland, Mibs and Naomi, and gathers together the ends of various tubes, which he just knows is part of the drugs paraphernalia, his long years as a beat copper tell him so!
Sucking hard on each of the tubes in turn, Sir Ians' keen senses are honed to look out for the merest trace of illegal substances - but - on this occasion he can find nothing.
He sucks even harder on the tubes, before suddenly realising where the other end of the tubes actually disappear to.
Capturing Sir Ians' countenance on mobile phone cameras, our four heros know they can do a deal with Hello magazine, and cut a deal with Max Hastings.
As the police beat a hasty retreat, China passes the around the jug of warm soapy water, as tubes are replenished, and the buffet is declared open.
To top it all off, Mibs has brought his records.
Theland, Why is it that every time I turn around I find you knocking about me back door? Being retentive as I am I can�t help butt(sic) notice your stories with far to few exceptions seem to be scribed from the pencil of a constipated mathematician. I�m not so sure that celibacy agrees with you but thank goodness you are.
I hate to be a bitch butt(sic) you hardly leave me no choice in this situation. This is the temple of reason! Get your mind out of the gutter for kriest's sake!
I hate to be a bitch butt(sic) you hardly leave me no choice in this situation. This is the temple of reason! Get your mind out of the gutter for kriest's sake!
Mibs, confession time re double posting, I was, as I'm sure you have sussed, trying to be clever like you and give that great big long URL a simple but pretty name like wot U do all the time - but I failed miserably.
Yes, you are also right to correct me about my apparent obsession with all things colonic.
Maybe this is political, as I was one of the founder members of the British Bowel Movement, a pressure group for the emancipation of constipation.
I shall make every effort to be more ethereal in future posts, and try to dump my lavatorial loyalties.
No wonder the other Sanctuarians have laid low today.
Aplogies all round.
I shall now stand in the corner for a very prolonged period of silence, and consider the error of my ways.
Yes, you are also right to correct me about my apparent obsession with all things colonic.
Maybe this is political, as I was one of the founder members of the British Bowel Movement, a pressure group for the emancipation of constipation.
I shall make every effort to be more ethereal in future posts, and try to dump my lavatorial loyalties.
No wonder the other Sanctuarians have laid low today.
Aplogies all round.
I shall now stand in the corner for a very prolonged period of silence, and consider the error of my ways.
Coincidently, I found this e-mail today with words of wisdom from a not so distant relative:
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.
The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, 'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'
They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey & he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...Kiss your ass goodbye!
Have A Nice Day & Be Careful With Your Donkey
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.
The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, 'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'
They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey & he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...Kiss your ass goodbye!
Have A Nice Day & Be Careful With Your Donkey
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Theland, I know you can do this. I�ve seen you use modified text.
Naomi, Listen up!
Fancy links are not required by ab or by me. But there�s no reason why you shouldn�t be able to look just as smart as China and me . . . well sometimes anyway . . . if and when you desire to do so.
Here are some of the typical mistakes I have made: (yeah me . . . and more than once)
а hrеf= . . . didn�t start with �<�
<аhrеf= . . . didn�t put space after the �a�
<а hrеf=url . . . didn�t put �>� after the url
and closing the link to follow up with additional text:
<a/> . . . �/� goes before the �a�
<а> . . . no slash
D�oh! . . . Didn�t test link in preview before submitting.
Theland, We are working with a limited crew here and can not afford to have anyone sulking away in the corner. As penance and to get you back in action asap I would like to see you produce a proper link complete with hidden url!
Note: The form at the top of this post was written using none standard characters so as not to become a link. If you wish to copy the form for reference purposes and future use, first re-type it using standard text.
Need more help? Say �the word�.
Theland, I know you can do this. I�ve seen you use modified text.
Naomi, Listen up!
Fancy links are not required by ab or by me. But there�s no reason why you shouldn�t be able to look just as smart as China and me . . . well sometimes anyway . . . if and when you desire to do so.
Here are some of the typical mistakes I have made: (yeah me . . . and more than once)
а hrеf= . . . didn�t start with �<�
<аhrеf= . . . didn�t put space after the �a�
<а hrеf=url . . . didn�t put �>� after the url
and closing the link to follow up with additional text:
<a/> . . . �/� goes before the �a�
<а> . . . no slash
D�oh! . . . Didn�t test link in preview before submitting.
Theland, We are working with a limited crew here and can not afford to have anyone sulking away in the corner. As penance and to get you back in action asap I would like to see you produce a proper link complete with hidden url!
Note: The form at the top of this post was written using none standard characters so as not to become a link. If you wish to copy the form for reference purposes and future use, first re-type it using standard text.
Need more help? Say �the word�.
Sorry about delay in returning, but I have had to make a "Vandanbladderstiddle," with the grandkids, using cereal boxes, toilet roll inners and sellotape, and as you know, this is a challenging instrument to play, let alone make.
These kids refuse to get tired and go to my bed, where once again we are kipping top to tail.
Now to the URL fancy pants bit.
These kids refuse to get tired and go to my bed, where once again we are kipping top to tail.
Now to the URL fancy pants bit.
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