Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[China Doll]

I'm taking nothing off to him, I'm only in my bathrobe and it would be obscene.

[Theland1]

I have a confession.
Underneath all of these clothes I am wearing, I am completely naked!

[Theland1]

Naomi, like Brutus confronting the dying Caesar, I must not stand idly by, but must plunge my dagger deep, and in so doing, share in the responsibility, the glory even, of removing the imbecilic android from his plinth, and sending him to the recycling plant where he may be used to make something useful, suggestions welcome.
I therefore applaud Chinas' wonderful plan, and very soon, the committee will, "make him an offer he can't refuse ..."

[Theland1]

..... his days are numbered, up to and including "ides" I think.

[Theland1]

"Roll up! Roll up! See the elephant $h1t a ton!
(don't tickle his bum, son!)
Oops! Too late!
Dig him out Charlie!
Phew.

[Theland1]

Awww! That was sick!

[mibn2cweus]

Theland, cweusly . . . was that necessary?

How old did you say you were?

[China Doll]

Gross. What happened in here? It needs cleaning up I know that much!

[Theland1]

Yes, I got a bit carried away with the new toy. Apologies.
Just trying to think of something sensible to say to ruby27 on the Sacred Foetus thread. I responded to one point but need to say more.

[Theland1]

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[mibn2cweus]

. . . for having a little fun? Forget about it! Now go clean up your mess . . . that's a good boy

[Theland1]

Thank you for your gracious attitude.
I am on the case.
I hope the ladies will also be as gracious, and understand that I was possessed by what Poe called, "The Imp Of The Perverse."
Hangs head in utter shame.

[naomi24]

Hi Guys, sorry I'm late. Things going on here beyond even my control!

China, thanks for your advice. That's exactly what I do. I'm rather self-critical, and consequently pretty pedantic when it comes to my work, so I always do any job to the absolute best of my ability - and I do it immediately The minutes are out to everyone the day after a meeting, and contain every single action point. I also remind everyone of meetings a few days beforehand - and always by email. This man is so thick-skinned, and so big-headed and arrogant, you wouldn't believe it. It all runs straight off him. I think the only answer is to get rid of him - and although he doesn't realise it, it can - and will - be done.

Theland, you've got it at last! Now back to your bucket and mop. Disgusting creature!

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi's repremand was perhaps a bit on the strong side (good for her) but this is to be expected from one who is out for blood (good for her)!

China on the other hand most likely has nothing on her mind other than Foo Fighters, Foo Fighters, Foo Fighters, Foo Fighters, Foo Fighters, Foo Fighters . . .

Hopefully it will be a good show and she will return with a generous spirit, you hope, you hope, you hope, you hope, you hope, you hope, you hope, you hope . . .

[naomi24]

Just who are the Foo Fighters? Or shouldn't I be asking that? No, I don't suppose I should. Ah, well, what a let-down I turned out to be! I really must try harder, Mibs.

Mibs, my reprimands are always a bit strong - but always well deserved. (Theland, take note - and wash your typing fingers before you do!).

Looks like the night shift are late. China's still out fighting Foos - and after Theland brought an elephant into the room, he's obviously still out with mop and bucket. Bet he wishes he'd brought a kitten home now!

[naomi24]

whistle, whistle...... tap fingers ..... whistle .......

Night shift still not arrived, and some of us have a bed to go to. (And very welcome it will be tonight).

China, I hope you've had a wonderful evening ...... Theland, I hope you've thoroughly washed your hands ........ and Mibs, I congratulate you on your last post on Theland's R&S thread. In fact I believe that deserves to have a question raised in its own right - and I shall raise it now. Off to R&S - and then to bed.

Night everyone - I hope you have beautiful dreams. (China, those Foo people won't give you nightmares, will they?).

[Theland1]

My word, it took ages to get the smell off my clothes. Well that's that, all cleaned up, and Jumbo has gone back to inspiring political speech writers with regard to content and substance.

[Theland1]

If China enjoys the Phoo Phyters, (Sound like high caffeine tea bags), then she is either easily pleased, very forgiving, has no musical taste, or is under a hypnotic influence.
I do hope that she finds it within herself to be as gracious as Mibs 'n Naomi, and will settle out of court.

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, I would be careful about what kind of ideas you might be giving Theland if I were you.

[mibn2cweus]

. . . Whoops, That was me, wannit . . .