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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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naomi24 . . . this is fun!
Yup, lots of fun. I particularly like the first image!
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=mibn2c weus&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=mibn2c weus&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Drat!! I am undone .....
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http:// www.freewebs.com/naomiedwards/NaomiBanner.jpg& imgrefurl=http://www.freewebs.com/naomiedwards /&h=400&w=500&sz=64&hl=en&start=97&tbnid=MpbX7 4mavXHQkM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq% 3Dnaomi%26start%3D84%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D21%26h l%3Den%26sa%3DN
Sorry, forgotten how to do that clever thing you all do. OK, OK, when I get time, I'll revise.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http:// www.freewebs.com/naomiedwards/NaomiBanner.jpg& imgrefurl=http://www.freewebs.com/naomiedwards /&h=400&w=500&sz=64&hl=en&start=97&tbnid=MpbX7 4mavXHQkM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq% 3Dnaomi%26start%3D84%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D21%26h l%3Den%26sa%3DN
Sorry, forgotten how to do that clever thing you all do. OK, OK, when I get time, I'll revise.
. . . brrrrroooouuughgh . . .
Good Golly Miss Molly, If that don't bring you to your knees . . . what will? Made a believer out of me . . .
Theland, you still have that mop handy? I'm afraid it's a little too late for the pale.
China, Maybe my lessons haven't been so good after all.
What is happening to my temple??? Where's the reason??? Where's the logic??? I'm so cornfused???
MOMMY ! ! ! ! ! !
Good Golly Miss Molly, If that don't bring you to your knees . . . what will? Made a believer out of me . . .
Theland, you still have that mop handy? I'm afraid it's a little too late for the pale.
China, Maybe my lessons haven't been so good after all.
What is happening to my temple??? Where's the reason??? Where's the logic??? I'm so cornfused???
MOMMY ! ! ! ! ! !
Well ......mibs ....... Damn! I hoped I would get away with that, but I cannot tell a lie. I have to confess it's not me. It's my younger sister, although we are very alike as you can see. Alright, I admit I don't quite have her alluring smile, I don't have her wonderfully firm and silky skin - and I don't quite have her sex appeal, her panache, or that certain je ne sais quoi that clearly oozes from her, even in a photograph, but I am still rather damn gorgeous, huh? And to think! Nature, in its perverse way, could have pulled a cruel joke and had me looking like this. Oh, I count my blessings daily!
Now you know why I've been keeping such a low profile. Women have a tendency towards jealousy - I've been living with their envious stares and muffled comments all my life - and I didn't want to make China feel insignificant in any way .... and as for you two chaps ....I kept my little secret out of kindness really. You do get so carried away when you allow your imaginations to run riot. Ah well, you've forced the mystery out of me, so be it on your own head, mibs. If you have sleepless nights yearning for my charms, you only have yourself to blame.
And China, how's that for style? And you haven't even seen the shoes. If you'd like any advice on fashion, make up or hair, I'd be only too willing to oblige - and no one need ever know. I really don't mind if you want to say it's all your own work.
(Cough, cough .... what do you think of my clever links, then? Go on China, click my links).
Now you know why I've been keeping such a low profile. Women have a tendency towards jealousy - I've been living with their envious stares and muffled comments all my life - and I didn't want to make China feel insignificant in any way .... and as for you two chaps ....I kept my little secret out of kindness really. You do get so carried away when you allow your imaginations to run riot. Ah well, you've forced the mystery out of me, so be it on your own head, mibs. If you have sleepless nights yearning for my charms, you only have yourself to blame.
And China, how's that for style? And you haven't even seen the shoes. If you'd like any advice on fashion, make up or hair, I'd be only too willing to oblige - and no one need ever know. I really don't mind if you want to say it's all your own work.
(Cough, cough .... what do you think of my clever links, then? Go on China, click my links).
It's not you lessons Mibs, I've always been a notoriously bad student, just ask my old lecturer who was flabbergasted to discover I could get a James Brown quote in to an essay about womens literature duriing the 1800's at university.... He was amused though I seem to recall. Ish!
Naomi - You're always wanting me to click your links, you're really quite depraved y'know. And to think, it's normally me that gets the blame for the rude stuff!
I have to say though, phoar!! You've made me question my hetrosexuality... That toothless grin is something else. I concede that I am sitting here making muffled comments and casting envious stares as I type. My star is indeed well and truly out!
Wish me luck guys.
Naomi - You're always wanting me to click your links, you're really quite depraved y'know. And to think, it's normally me that gets the blame for the rude stuff!
I have to say though, phoar!! You've made me question my hetrosexuality... That toothless grin is something else. I concede that I am sitting here making muffled comments and casting envious stares as I type. My star is indeed well and truly out!
Wish me luck guys.
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. . . "modicum of depravity" . . . hmmm . . . where have I heard that line before??? Copies, pastes into Google images . . .
Coincidence ? ? ? I think not ! ! !
"♪♫ don we now our gay apparel ♪♫" . . . who's that singing ? ? ?
Quick! Get me out of here!
Coincidence ? ? ? I think not ! ! !
"♪♫ don we now our gay apparel ♪♫" . . . who's that singing ? ? ?
Quick! Get me out of here!
China, now tell the truth. Those shoes are yours, aren't they! Snazzzzy!
Mibs, now you've seen the real me, don't you think I'm just gorgeous? I might not be able to sing as well as my sister, but with those teeth you should hear me whistle!
By the way, how do you do those musical notes? Someone spoke about it once before - but as usual, I've forgotten what to do. I really have to write these things down - as the code to funny links has now been written down. Here beginneth the second lesson (hopefully).
Where's Theland?
Mibs, now you've seen the real me, don't you think I'm just gorgeous? I might not be able to sing as well as my sister, but with those teeth you should hear me whistle!
By the way, how do you do those musical notes? Someone spoke about it once before - but as usual, I've forgotten what to do. I really have to write these things down - as the code to funny links has now been written down. Here beginneth the second lesson (hopefully).
Where's Theland?
They're not a pair of mine but I do own these.... http://shinymedia.headshift.com/shoewawa/image s/photos/uncategorized/fab.jpg
Neat huh? *Seriously, I do own them.
I wondered where Theland is too. Hopefully playing on his bike in all this gorgeous sunshine.
Right, I'm hot, in a foul mood and have to be up again early tomorrow so I'm going to hit the hay and hope tomorrow is better than today. Sweet dreams all.
Neat huh? *Seriously, I do own them.
I wondered where Theland is too. Hopefully playing on his bike in all this gorgeous sunshine.
Right, I'm hot, in a foul mood and have to be up again early tomorrow so I'm going to hit the hay and hope tomorrow is better than today. Sweet dreams all.
Confusion and frustration and sticky stuff and walking through a sea of mud and all sorts of grepulinxes to stop me finishing .... what I set out to do.
Why do some women yap so much? They give all women a bad name, that is totally undeserved, but i'm thinking of one who regularly crosses my path and she can talk for Great Britain, and then some. My head was reeling at the sheer volume of repetition and vacuous comments and narratives that were like a live commentary for a grand sporting occasion, when in fact it was only describing a minor problem, that I fixed for her, and would have done so sooner if she had simply shut her over active gob!
I have trouble remembering if I have ever seen this ladys' lips pressed together, as usually they are on their way to opening or closing, and for one lip to touch the other is only a fleeting contact to produce the necessary phonetic and then the garbling continues apace, with such urgency that often the most latter syllable is omitted from a word in order to speed up the meaningless communication by inserting the first syllable of the next word in an entirely premature fashion.
Is this a form of mental illness, as well as being a form of mental torture?
Why do some women yap so much? They give all women a bad name, that is totally undeserved, but i'm thinking of one who regularly crosses my path and she can talk for Great Britain, and then some. My head was reeling at the sheer volume of repetition and vacuous comments and narratives that were like a live commentary for a grand sporting occasion, when in fact it was only describing a minor problem, that I fixed for her, and would have done so sooner if she had simply shut her over active gob!
I have trouble remembering if I have ever seen this ladys' lips pressed together, as usually they are on their way to opening or closing, and for one lip to touch the other is only a fleeting contact to produce the necessary phonetic and then the garbling continues apace, with such urgency that often the most latter syllable is omitted from a word in order to speed up the meaningless communication by inserting the first syllable of the next word in an entirely premature fashion.
Is this a form of mental illness, as well as being a form of mental torture?
Yes Theland is the "new man", and I have had my head almost shaved, with a No2 all over. Then the sun burnt my scalp, so today, I took the plunge and bought myself a hat, a pair of shorts and pumps, now this is my new image for riding my bike, which I dearly love, and I managing to conquer all of the local hills without collapsing for breath. O.K. I'm flagging a bit, but i'm getting there, and guess what? Yes, cyclists nod and say hello to each other, like a close knit fraternity of outcast oddballs, but so what? I don't care, and my carbon footprint is low because I'm energy efficient, but I wouldn't give a toss if it wasn't because I'm not a "green" and not out to save the planet, just want to ride my bike for all i'm worth. I came to it late in life, but I'm making up for lost time.
I am so enthusiastic, that i'm going to throw an extra tea bag in the pot and celebrate with a really strong brew.
Yes, reckless i know, but sod the expense.
I am so enthusiastic, that i'm going to throw an extra tea bag in the pot and celebrate with a really strong brew.
Yes, reckless i know, but sod the expense.
So much to write, not least two responses to Mibs' posts in the main forum on page one.
Foetus's and reason - quite a recipe for a headache, but i'll get there soon.
Must go and have another look at these photos in the posts above and try to work out who is who and why!
Lesson needed - how can I copy two or more URL's or bits of text, and then paste them in the order I copied them. i've seen it done before months ago in work, for copying work order numbers, and then transferring them to another document, but mind is a blank now.
Yes, as a believer, it is difficult to show sympathy and empathy to people who are maybe just thinking contemptuously, "****** off you stupid bore with no sense of reason, and I'll sort out my own problems ..... " Well, that is not to say that we believers are not capable of putting ourselves in your place and trying to share your pain when life deals you a cr@p hand.
Foetus's and reason - quite a recipe for a headache, but i'll get there soon.
Must go and have another look at these photos in the posts above and try to work out who is who and why!
Lesson needed - how can I copy two or more URL's or bits of text, and then paste them in the order I copied them. i've seen it done before months ago in work, for copying work order numbers, and then transferring them to another document, but mind is a blank now.
Yes, as a believer, it is difficult to show sympathy and empathy to people who are maybe just thinking contemptuously, "****** off you stupid bore with no sense of reason, and I'll sort out my own problems ..... " Well, that is not to say that we believers are not capable of putting ourselves in your place and trying to share your pain when life deals you a cr@p hand.
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