I'm glad to have amused you, Octavius.
Perhaps your definition or understanding of being an atheist is different from mine.........?
"Atheism, as an explicit position, can be either the affirmation of the nonexistence of gods,or the rejection of theism. It is also defined more broadly as an absence of belief in deities, or nontheism.
Many self-described atheists are skeptical of all supernatural beings and cite a lack of empirical evidence for the existence of deities. Others argue for atheism on philosophical, social or historical grounds. Although many self-described atheists tend toward secular philosophies such as humanism and naturalism, there is no one ideology or set of behaviors to which all atheists adhere; and some religions, such as Jainism and Buddhism, do not require belief in a personal god.
The term atheism originated as a pejorative epithet applied to any person or belief in conflict with established religion. With the spread of freethought, scientific skepticism, and criticism of religion, the term began to gather a more specific meaning and has been increasingly used as a self-description by atheists."
I apologise for the cut and paste Wikipedia explanation, but it absolutely agrees with my point of view............and I'm a little too busy and distracted to formulate an explanation which would stand up to your scrutiny :o)