Happy Birthday Theland!!

[Bathsheba]

I know you're not on here very often these days, but I'm guessing when you are, this is where you'll be, so this is to wish you Many Happy Returns.
Hope you're keeping well, you sweet man :)
Have a good day xxxxx

[China Doll]

Happy birthday! Hope you're having a great day and all that... I'll send someone round with a fire extinguisher when it comes to blowing out the candles eh?! ;0)

Have a good one chuckles.

[mibn2cweus]

Cheers Theland

[naomi24]

I've said it already, but I'll say it again. Happy Birthday, Theland, dear chap. Fancy a nice custard pie? Oh, go on. Do say 'yes'. I'll put candles on it - honest!

[WaldoMcFroog]

Happy birthday, Theland. Why not celebrate as we atheists do - by eating a baby?

[China Doll]

Clearly I missed a meeting Waldo! Where do we put the candles?

Ahem.. Sorry all.

[naomi24]

China! Behave! ;o)

[Lonnie]

Have a most enjoyable birthday Theland, and if there's enough, i'd like a slice of naomi's custard tart, i'm a bit partial to them.

Happy Birthday.

[bensmum]

Happy Birthday Theland - I've knitted you a nice new thong!
xx

[Theland1]

Wow! Luna texted me and inspired me to come on here for a quick "looksee!"
How wonderful of you all to say such nice things.
Waldo - grilled or stir fried?
Naomi, I'd love a tart, blonde, mini skirt, well endowed, and expert with a paintbrush to give my kitchen the once over with a tin of emulsion!
Two tarts would get the job done in half the time!

I should be in work today, but what the hell, 58 only comes around once doesn't it?

My daughter has embraced Christianity, and wants me to go to her church. She did it on her own, she is a student nurse. Sees a lot of death.

Please ladies, put some bright red lipstick on and send me a great big sloppy cyber kiss, but no tongues please, we're British! Join in Waldo, red suits you!

[evedawn]

what a co-incidence. I was looking up "depression"in body and soul and saw a link posted by theland in Novemebr about being depressed....so happy birthday and here's hoping that today is a GOOD one!! The biggest birthday from me to you is one that the depression magically goes away, (if it were only so easy!)

[bigmamma]

Hi Bathsheba :-)
Sorry I missed this thread yesterday , Happy belated Birthday theland , I hope it was all you wished it to be and more xxx

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[Theland1]

Mrs Bath, How sweet of you to give me a cyber party!
Love you!
Bensmum, please use smooth wool, my bits are delicate, and a rough thong affects my singing!
Mibs - you remembered! I love Floyd! Thank you. Hope to get more stars from you soon - if I can find you.
China - I've got third degree burns from the candles, and my thong went up in smoke!
Luna - thank you for getting in touch, cheers man!
Nims - Jerusalem - God meets my needs - thank you. Hope your wonky foot is OK and that your dogs keep slobbering on your knee!
We have a new Ragdoll, 3 months old, �450, and Evelyn is as happy as a four legged woman at an arse kicking convention!
Wiz - thank you, I'll drink it later! I'm suffering from last night!
Missed work, but don't care!
Luna - Cheers mate!

[Theland1]

Lonnie, get your own tart!
My tarts are busy painting my kitchen!

[Theland1]

evedawn - I'll come back - I always do.
Friends like this are a tremendous help.
Bless them all.
Even Bensmum with her cheap irritating wool! (oooh it's so itchy!)

[Bathsheba]

Hooray!! Finally got you to surface Leland!!
Happy Birthday Boxing Day!!!! xxxxxxxx

[bigmamma]

Hee @ boxing day , did you have a good day yesterday Theland ?

[Theland1]

Back to bed now, why not? Missed work so re - charge the batteries ready for tomorow.
We stand around a burning oil drum to kep warm!
How much energy would be saved if everybody stopped using the "F" word? it is ubiquitious in the yard. So sad.

[Theland1]

Bath + B/amma - thanks to Luna - he texted me.
Love you all. feeling hungover - off to bed now, speak later.