FAO God

[Ankou]

if you're out there (which i very much doubt).

come and talk to us.

[redman41]

The only God I know is Robbie Fowler......

[benny3008]

You wanted me, how can i help??

[naomi24]

Ratter! You're wanted. ;o)

[craft1948]

She's out............

[society]

LOL


Hey hey Naomi! x

[Ankou]

lol craft. is she shopping for shoes by any chance ?

[craft1948]

No she's busy trying to sort Andy Murray out at the mo......but not doing a great job of it.

[Ankou]

ew. sort out ? in what way ?

[craft1948]

Big clue............it's the 4th set and Murray lost the 3rd 6-0....

[Ankou]

well maybe she can make it rain.

apparently thats good for some sports.

[society]

Ankou, if God should come to you in a dream, would you shun it off as merely another strange dream or would you think differently?

[craft1948]

Well Murray won........thanks God!

[Ankou]

see craft, god works in mysterious ways.

society, if god came to me in a dream, i would see it as a dream. nothing more. probably lay off the cheese though.

[Rev Sermon]

Someone who hasn't deigned to speak to us for thousands of years and is so up themselves they want people to literally worship them is unlikely to condescen to chatting on a forum such as this. Satan may well be on here under a pseudonym, turning people against religion. Plenty of candidates I can think of.

Maybe you should try something a little more realistic, how about one of the old Egyptian gods, they must be crying out for attention after years in the wilderness. Hello! Horus? Ra? Anubis? Any of you guys out there?

[craft1948]

Rev......did you like the Bangles?

[Rev Sermon]

They had a pretty sexy way of walking.

[keyplus90]

You see there have been people who claim to have talked to god. I personally don’t believe in these things but say for example if god does come and speak to you. How would you prove to the others that he did?

[cherrychapstick]

I am here my child , What do you require from me this time .....you keep praying but praying to win the lottery is just not on x

[naomi24]

Keyplus, how would you know it was God who was speaking to you?

Wiz, :o)