Amazon

[maggiebee]

Well you have to give them 10/10 for trying? Yip, I came up the Tay in a spam can!


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[brainiac]

....and I came up the Clyde on a banana boat! I've just had a 'reminder' from TV Licensing along the same lines - funny, cos it is due this month, but I think it was just a lucky guess on their part. Deleted.

[aelmpvw]

had an email saying i'd inherited 58 million pounds, gave them my bank details, i'm just waiting for the cheque in the post ...

[soxmis_sid]

WoW!!! I can't believe your luck AELMPVW. BTW, I came up the Lagan in a bubble.