Santa Is A Yorkshireman

[Canary42]

Another one from Facebook which made me laugh ;-

SANTA IS A YORKSHIREMAN

Santa is a Yorkshireman

Of this I'm fairly sure

I heard him tiptoe in my room

At roughly Ten to four

"I 'ope tha's fast asleep" he said

"Or tha'll get nowt my lad"

He smelled of Hi Karate

(Must av pinched it from my dad)

Just down stairs I'd left a treat

Santa loves a beer

He loves pork pies and single malt

That was Dad's idea

When I woke next morning

I ran down stairs to see

If Santa had been kind enough

To leave gifts under t'tree

He got our mam a Nightie

And a pair of china pigs

Our dad got socks and undies

And 200 Park Drive cigs

My sister got a Barbie

Sat on a plastic horse

A One Direction annual

Which she loved of course

When I unwrapped my parcels

My Yorkshire heart did sing

Each gift that Santa gave me

A truly wondrous thing

A flat cap for my noggin

A vest of finest string

The ferret keeper's handbook

Each gift fit for a king

So thank you Santa thank you

You surely are a tyke

But can you please remember

Next year I'd like a bike

 

Thank you Cameron on Facebook

[bookbinder]

Well, ee by gum! Tha's a reight gud 'un, dost tha know that?

[Buenchico]

https://www.facebook.com/Asda/videos/1330236640381070/

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[david small]

Yorkshire born, and Yorkshire bred, strong in the arm, and thick in the head.

[Patsy33]

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