I am back with a Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe_the_Lion]

The Cardiff City football manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed so, he arranges for him to come over to
Cardiff.

Two weeks later they are 4-0 down to Swansea in the FA Cup 4th round with 20 minutes to go. The Manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 mins and wins the game for Cardiff.

The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to
tell her about his first day in Welsh football. "Hello Mum, I played for 20 mins today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."

"Wonderful," Says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such a good time."

The young lad is very upset, "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry."

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"SORRY, SORRY!!!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Cardiff in the first place!"

[Emz26]

Welcome back JTL. Hope you had a great time away.

[Sasha13]

LOL.

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses

[tiny e.a]

That made me laugh actually Joe_the_lion!

[alinic]

Sorry Jo the lion! Sasha13 wins hands down! the tears are still rolling down my face!
Just phoned my hubby and told him this joke! he is was a mole catcher! never laughed so much in ages!

[Rubyrose]

WAAARRRDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!! Yaaay!

I didn't read your joke... sorry... was just happy to see you back.

How was it?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Just a little business venture, nothing exciting. Bloody French.

I am well Rubes, thank you. Have you spent your bingo winnings yet?

[Rubyrose]

Long gone Wardy... long gone! It's paying for flights and what nots!
Did you get my emails?

[Joe_the_Lion]

I have just replied. No names mentioned, but the man is an absolute loon who is clearly in awe of me.

[Rubyrose]

I think people had noticed! Lol
My friend has been on AB too and she met me for lunch today and mentioned it!

[starmack]

Thumbs up to Joe the Lion!