In my very humble opinion, Haydock is the worst course i have ever visited. Full of shysters and doom mongers (there's always a guy there wearing placards that proclaim the imminent end of the world) and very unfriendly staff. Beverley, despite being quite a hike, is by far the friendliest course i have been to (several times) and, on a nice day, is also one of the more picturesque.
Anyway, back to the job in hand; providing a chuckle for the Captain (ex L/Bdr 4155 stands to attention and salutes);
1.50 Hay; Diamond Fort @ 13/2
2.25 Hay; Sam Spinner @ 7/1
3.35 Hay; Catamaran Du Seuil @ 9/1
Win singles, 20p R Robin and 50p e.w. treble - just £7 back for the e.w. but £490 for 3 winners.
2.05 Asc; Top Notch @ 5/2
3.00 Hay; Cue Card @ 2/1 (gotta give the old guy another chance)
3.15 Asc; Sire De Grugy @ 5/1
Trixie and treble = just shy of £440 if all 3 oblige.
Best of luck