A Few More

[Rondy]

I asked my boss what browser he uses...
He said "Chrome"
I said "So why do people in the team say you're always on edge?"

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.

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Took my 6 year old son to see Santa yesterday and he stank of booze and fags…
God knows what Santa thought!

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Tomorrow I am going to the European fruit conserve annual General meeting.
My suitcase is jam packed.

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Today I made a full body replica of me dressed as a small garden bird.
Yes, I've made a complete tit of myself.

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When I finished school my teacher told me that the sky's the limit.
I was really disappointed as I really wanted to be an astronaut.

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Just found out that I didn't win Window Cleaner of the year award.
Think I was a victim of a smear campaign.

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While booing and jeering is encouraged at a pantomime, I discovered it's not encouraged at a nursery school nativity.

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Last night my friend told me he’s having a dreadful time trying to reverse his type 2 diabetes.
Well I was genuinely shocked, I thought he drove a Volvo…

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[Smowball]

lol, very good!

[retrocop]

Ho Ho Ho