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In football, one has to head the ball, unlike other sports and hence his laceration is in the wrong place for that.
I wouldn't like to head a ball with that injury, even with stitches and a protective dressing.....would you?
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I take your point, but for £150,000+ per week I'd have expected a little more, how can we say, 'character', especially given that some play with a protective cover for their cheekbone when they've suffered a fractured zygoma etc.
I'm sure they could have come up with something for Shrek.