Football Boots

maggiebee | 22:20 Thu 28th Nov 2013 | Jokes

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A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Just after getting into bed,the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly. She tells her lover to hide in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there.

After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything,
let alone from a little boy, replies, "Yes, it is."

Boy : "I have a football."
Man : "That's nice."

Boy : "Want to buy it?"
Man : "No thanks."

Boy : "My dad's outside."
Man : "Okay, how much?"
Boy : "£250."

In the next few weeks,
it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy : "Dark in here."
Man : "Yes, it is."
Boy : "I have football boots."

The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, "Okay, how much this time?"

Boy : "£750."
Man : "Sold."

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football.Let's go outside and have a game of football."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my football and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and to whom?"
The boy replies, "To a friend of mine for a £1,000."

The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that. That's four times what they cost when they were new.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin."

They go to church and the father makes the
little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says,

"Don't start that Sugar again you little brat, you're in my cupboard now!!!"