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[Rondy]

I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day…
Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill!
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We past a shop that with a large sign that said ’Stainless Steel Sinks’.
My mate said “everyone knows that”
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Is a football groundsman the only bloke in the world paid to cut corners?
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My wife has seasonal periods where she complains a lot.
However it stops at the end of September.
Which I refer to as ‘last of the summer whines’
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l asked my friend when their birthday was.
He said March 1st.
I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again.
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