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Rondy | 15:15 Mon 20th Mar 2023 | Jokes
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Odd Headstones:

I'm told there is a gravestone which originally read
"Lord she is thine".
However, time has eroded the last letter so it now reads
"Lord she is thin"
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Here lies a man named Zeke.
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.

And Spike Milligan's headstone?....
"I told you I was ill"
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In this grave lies Molly COX
Who gave 10,000 men the pox
Here she lies to be forgotten,
Her heart was good but the rest was rotten.
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Beneath this stone my wife doth lie
Now she's at rest and so am I.
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HEREIN LIES OUR BRAVE CAPTAIN
WE USED TO CALL HIM SKIPPER
HE SMOKED JUST LIKE A CHIMNEY POT
HE STUNK JUST LIKE A KIPPER.
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