Did the inventors of Association Football envision foresee the day when their game would be played by big tattooed jessies with absolutely no shame in the way they fall and roll, flaunt their wealth and abuse the female of the species?
//Probably the most pointless game ever invented. Except there are lots of points and one team usually wins 72 - 71.//
Indeed. Of all the games I've ever watched (2) there has never been more than 3 or 4 points difference. A ridiculous game played by ridiculously tall people. One thing they could easily do to make it a little more difficult is to introduce a rule that the ball must not be released from a player shooting at goal above the height of the ring.
Now to golf which has evolved into a game for fashion-blind players, the very best of which have developed super-sensitive hearing, demanding complete silence from their devoted followers on pain of a stony stare.
Good Grief.
My niece's daughter gets to go to Uni in Canada on the account of her prowess playing netball and gaining her scholarship. Likewise her father who ended up in Pharmacy. I suppose size does matter. :-)
//Ah, golf (from a spectator's viewpoint): watching two blokes walk across a field followed by another two blokes carrying their bags.//
Ah NJ - but it's important to have a change of underpants ready and at hand , plus a selection of deodorants and your wine and glasses -
Just in case extinction rebellion are staging a blockade back at the clubhouse