Today's football joke........

[joeluke]

........Steve Gerrard compares Joe Cole to Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo!!!

LOL, that's why Chelsea let him leave for nothing of course!

http://www.thesun.co....-worth-19million.html



In next weeks story, Steve Gerrard compares Jamie Carragher to Bobby Moore!

[redman41]

I wonder who we should compare you with joeluke !

[joeluke]

Whoever you like redman.........but try to make it realistic (unlike Gerrards!)

[joeluke]

So Steve5.......Gerrard's comment was realistic then?

[rowanwitch]

no it wasn't but if you only had 19 million rather a whole joe cole than Messi's right leg and half a buttock... pound for pound he's a bargain..

[joeluke]

In todays paper Joe Cole says he's joined the biggest club in England

Does he mistakenly think he's joined Manchester United???

Maybe Cole is starting a part-time sideline as a comedian!

[rowanwitch]

He was taliking about history and the quality of the fan base... I think liverpool fans are the most passionate anywhere.... Redman I am sure will confirm

A friend went to a fairly match at Anfield and said he'd never felt an atmosphere like it....Heaven knows what it must be like when they play one of the other big boys or everton

[joeluke]

Rowan........history is good but it's the here and now that's important

Liverpool haven't been the 'biggest club in England' for 20 years

[rowanwitch]

I agree their recent record is appalling I'm a chelsea supporter remember... but I really hope they can put something together this year... If nothing else to upset Sir Alex and co... cos that is fun...

[RebelSouls]

With all the money that Manchester City are spending will they not be the team to upset all of you ?

[rowanwitch]

No....

[joeluke]

Yes I think Fergusons 'noisy neighbours' will be giving him a lot more sleepless nights in the coming season